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spontaneouscombustion) wrote2014-08-18 10:55 pm
spontaneouscombustion) wrote2014-08-18 10:55 pm
Twenty-Seven Slices of Cheesy Pie
Wait
Pinkie Pie had never been known for her patience, but the times in between Cheese’s visits (and especially the reward of greeting him when he came back) were teaching her to appreciate the virtue, if only slightly more.
Mask
The two of them could always tell whether their smiles were strong and real or if they were a turned back away from falling apart.
Formal
Cheese avoided formal affairs like an itchy, stuffy, suffocating plague that led to a slow, boring death… but when Pinkie appeared at the top of Rarity’s staircase in a freshly made ball gown, he started looking forward to this one.
Drink
Surprisingly, the two greatest party planners ever didn’t touch alcohol too often; aside from preferring to remember their parties, anything past one drink put Pinkie Pie out like a light, and Cheese… well, let’s just say the local fire and police departments usually needed to get involved.
Midnight
Five seconds was way too long of a wait, so she pulled his face down to hers and the two party planners started the new year already kissing.
Highway
The sun hadn’t even started rising, and the clouds above the stretch of country he and Boneless 2 were travelling through were glowing with that shade of pink Cheese could never get enough of.
Silk
It never ceased to amaze him how soft and smooth Pinkie’s hair was, and how easily he could run his fingers through it despite how haphazard the curls looked at first glance.
Cold
“You know, you’d t-think they’d p-put some sort of emergency lock-in b-b-b-blankets or something in a walk-in freezer!”
Lies
“You’re darn right I’m gonna sue you for libel! I’ve only met Sapphire Shores once, for two minutes, and she doesn’t hold so much as a wet candle to my wife!”
Whisper
Cheese Sandwich came back to town that night with barely any voice left, but judging from the huge grin on his face and the large trophy he carried through the door, Pinkie guessed he’d have quite the story to share when he got it back.
Promise
“Rainbow Dash, I owe you one! Swear on Camembert, if she says yes and we ever have kids, we’re naming one after you!”
Box
Pinkie glomped him and dissolved into a squealing chorus of “YESYESYESYESYES!” before he even had a chance to open the box.
Talk
Texting was always nice, but being able to hear his voice, and know just from the sound that he was doing well and his parties were super-duper as ever and that he still loved her, filled her with a joy and comfort texting couldn’t always deliver.
Fall
“No, I am not scared of heights, I like heights just fine! … I just don’t happen to trust things that aren’t attached to the ground, that’s all, no offense to the hot air balloon.”
Wings
Pinkie just smiled, wrapped one of his arms around her waist, and said, “Don’t worry, Cheesy; I’m a great balloon pilot, and even in the one in bazillion chance we do fall… I’ve got you.”
Dream
Every once in a while, if they’d been apart for too long, they’d dream of waking up together and sharing a few good morning kisses just before they truly woke up.
Fever
No matter how many times they did it, kissing Cheese would always leave her cheeks glowing pink.
Music
While Train had a ton of great new songs to play that night, Cheese and Pinkie’s favorite part of the concert was being able to slow dance to Drops of Jupiter again.
World
It really did amaze him how generous Pinkie was: she gave him a purpose in life, friendship, love, her home, her family, her heart, her whole world, all for the price of his smile.
Farewells
The hard part of seeing him off wasn’t saying goodbye, but never knowing when- or, in her darker moods, if- they’d say hello again.
Temptation
Pinkie Pie wanted to be Cheese’s wife more than she’d ever wanted anything… but bringing up the subject of settling down, tying him down to one place when he loved being a travelling party planner… no, the last thing she wanted was to take away something that made him happy.
Red
Pinkie slammed the door behind her and took a moment to catch her breath… and summon every ounce of willpower she had to not think about her boyfriend stepping out of the shower.
Body
“Oh, don’t worry about it, Pinkie; accidents happen. Although... if you wanted to see me naked that badly, you could have just asked.”
Ring
“Cheese Sandwich, while I’m elated that you’re finally getting around to this, I will not let you propose to Pinkie Pie with a ring that came out of a gumball machine! Now come with me: clearly we have a long day of shopping ahead of us!”
Hero
The moment the debates between her family and extended family over the wedding details started getting heated and making Pinkie uncomfortable, Cheese quietly pulled her to her feet and snuck her out the back.
Lock
“Look on the bright side, Cheesy: at least we’re locked in a closet instead of a freezer!”
Laugh
Long after the Elements of Harmony entered legend, but just before the names and faces of their bearers faded away, people would remember Laughter and her consort, and the way the joy they spread grew a thousand fold when they were together.
Pinkie Pie had never been known for her patience, but the times in between Cheese’s visits (and especially the reward of greeting him when he came back) were teaching her to appreciate the virtue, if only slightly more.
Mask
The two of them could always tell whether their smiles were strong and real or if they were a turned back away from falling apart.
Formal
Cheese avoided formal affairs like an itchy, stuffy, suffocating plague that led to a slow, boring death… but when Pinkie appeared at the top of Rarity’s staircase in a freshly made ball gown, he started looking forward to this one.
Drink
Surprisingly, the two greatest party planners ever didn’t touch alcohol too often; aside from preferring to remember their parties, anything past one drink put Pinkie Pie out like a light, and Cheese… well, let’s just say the local fire and police departments usually needed to get involved.
Midnight
Five seconds was way too long of a wait, so she pulled his face down to hers and the two party planners started the new year already kissing.
Highway
The sun hadn’t even started rising, and the clouds above the stretch of country he and Boneless 2 were travelling through were glowing with that shade of pink Cheese could never get enough of.
Silk
It never ceased to amaze him how soft and smooth Pinkie’s hair was, and how easily he could run his fingers through it despite how haphazard the curls looked at first glance.
Cold
“You know, you’d t-think they’d p-put some sort of emergency lock-in b-b-b-blankets or something in a walk-in freezer!”
Lies
“You’re darn right I’m gonna sue you for libel! I’ve only met Sapphire Shores once, for two minutes, and she doesn’t hold so much as a wet candle to my wife!”
Whisper
Cheese Sandwich came back to town that night with barely any voice left, but judging from the huge grin on his face and the large trophy he carried through the door, Pinkie guessed he’d have quite the story to share when he got it back.
Promise
“Rainbow Dash, I owe you one! Swear on Camembert, if she says yes and we ever have kids, we’re naming one after you!”
Box
Pinkie glomped him and dissolved into a squealing chorus of “YESYESYESYESYES!” before he even had a chance to open the box.
Talk
Texting was always nice, but being able to hear his voice, and know just from the sound that he was doing well and his parties were super-duper as ever and that he still loved her, filled her with a joy and comfort texting couldn’t always deliver.
Fall
“No, I am not scared of heights, I like heights just fine! … I just don’t happen to trust things that aren’t attached to the ground, that’s all, no offense to the hot air balloon.”
Wings
Pinkie just smiled, wrapped one of his arms around her waist, and said, “Don’t worry, Cheesy; I’m a great balloon pilot, and even in the one in bazillion chance we do fall… I’ve got you.”
Dream
Every once in a while, if they’d been apart for too long, they’d dream of waking up together and sharing a few good morning kisses just before they truly woke up.
Fever
No matter how many times they did it, kissing Cheese would always leave her cheeks glowing pink.
Music
While Train had a ton of great new songs to play that night, Cheese and Pinkie’s favorite part of the concert was being able to slow dance to Drops of Jupiter again.
World
It really did amaze him how generous Pinkie was: she gave him a purpose in life, friendship, love, her home, her family, her heart, her whole world, all for the price of his smile.
Farewells
The hard part of seeing him off wasn’t saying goodbye, but never knowing when- or, in her darker moods, if- they’d say hello again.
Temptation
Pinkie Pie wanted to be Cheese’s wife more than she’d ever wanted anything… but bringing up the subject of settling down, tying him down to one place when he loved being a travelling party planner… no, the last thing she wanted was to take away something that made him happy.
Red
Pinkie slammed the door behind her and took a moment to catch her breath… and summon every ounce of willpower she had to not think about her boyfriend stepping out of the shower.
Body
“Oh, don’t worry about it, Pinkie; accidents happen. Although... if you wanted to see me naked that badly, you could have just asked.”
Ring
“Cheese Sandwich, while I’m elated that you’re finally getting around to this, I will not let you propose to Pinkie Pie with a ring that came out of a gumball machine! Now come with me: clearly we have a long day of shopping ahead of us!”
Hero
The moment the debates between her family and extended family over the wedding details started getting heated and making Pinkie uncomfortable, Cheese quietly pulled her to her feet and snuck her out the back.
Lock
“Look on the bright side, Cheesy: at least we’re locked in a closet instead of a freezer!”
Laugh
Long after the Elements of Harmony entered legend, but just before the names and faces of their bearers faded away, people would remember Laughter and her consort, and the way the joy they spread grew a thousand fold when they were together.